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Military spending

April 16, 1953

Every expenditure on weapons is theft

Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

There is not enough money for peace, and for good reason

There is always money to make war, never to live in peace.

Bombs - any complaints?

Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers?  Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?

The financing of research

Research needs funding in two main domains : cancer and antimissile guns. For antimissile guns, there are taxes. For cancer, we pass around a hat.

Pierre Desproges, French comedian, author, and actor (1939-1988)